“I love the smell of cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.”
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“I love the smell of cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.”
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THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
Trollbatch. [x]
perfectly goes hand in hand with this
HIS LAUGH IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER
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every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
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FUCKING.
THANK.
YOU.
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omg i’m going through my old composition book and tHE THINGS I WROTE IN THE MARGINS HOLY
“if you were really a pianist, you wouldn’t need to write this down”
“you can’t put an a and a b in the same chord are you deaf”
“what were you thinking when you wrote this”
“no”
“can i cross this out forever”
“FLATS ARE NOT THE SAME AS SHARPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
“you’re not an angsty thirteen year old anymore stop with the low b flats”
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Hannibal screencap meme
↳ emotions
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