THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
omg i’m going through my old composition book and tHE THINGS I WROTE IN THE MARGINS HOLY
“if you were really a pianist, you wouldn’t need to write this down”
“you can’t put an a and a b in the same chord are you deaf”
“what were you thinking when you wrote this”
“can i cross this out forever”
“FLATS ARE NOT THE SAME AS SHARPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
“you’re not an angsty thirteen year old anymore stop with the low b flats”